Augusztus 30.

recording a slow motion

by the light of a stroboscope

and speading it up

Augusztus 29.

Zoltán Kodály’s writing, entitled ”Retrospective”

or something like this

(he has lots of writings in this topic),

written in the 1940’s – EDUCATION CRITIQUE on music

- replace music with fine art
- every sentence of it is true of our present education
- having it published

Augusztus 28.

”Breaking in” galleries and making a bloody good exhibition

Augusztus 27.

motor glory
- cap
- a tiny bulb at the end of a tiny fishline
- a tiny engine spins it round quickly

Augusztus 26.

”Dot, dot, comma, dash

smiley face in a flash
tiny neck, tummy heavy
Turkish pasha gets ready” *

the ditty does not specify

that a living man must be drawn
- body cut into pieces
- massacre, genocide

(* rough translation of the Hungarian version

of a well-known children’s rhyme)

Augusztus 25.

nyton/carlon
product developed with Dabi for the homeless in Valencia
- combines the excellent insulating,

waterproof and humorous qualities of nylon and carton

Augusztus 24.

bird table rocket

Augusztus 23.

PREFAB CHURCH

pulling down the inside of a prefab house in Budapest
- no storeys (maybe inner buttresses)
…dunno how it can be done
- each window is replaced with a rose window
- balcony remains
- everything remains unchanged from the outside

Augusztus 22.

junkie-milka
the point is that the chocolate is warmed up in a spoon

with a lighter and injected in
the meat/blood being prepared (done)

Augusztus 21.

on the Hungarian euro

the image of the famous person shouldn’t be an existing,

real person, but a 3-month-old embryo
who is promising with regard to our future

Augusztus 20.

mowing round Hungary with a lawn mower

along the border on a stripe

pushing it along the way?

or with a small tractor? (STRAIGHT STORY)

(documenting it- it would be a nice work)

with MIKI VASS?

Augusztus 19.

an elegant man is waiting smwhere (stop, subway?...)
at certain intervals a spittle splashes onto his suit

(till he gets ”soaked”)
those who spit are not visible,

only the flying of the white, tiny, foamy spittles

Augusztus 18.

velcro-clothes

for example two pullovers
one of them is with the hooked (prickly) surface,

the other is with the soft surface
(or the two legs of a pair of trousers)

Augusztus 17.

- it can also be a painting
this could work individually too
two reproductions of a famous painting
the original is in the middle covering one of the reproductions a bit,

and is being covered a bit by the other one
(as if they were the preceiding and following frames of a movie)

Augusztus 16.

virus-animations
the point is that frames in a certain topic are scattered
- tatoo-animation: each person has on frame on her/his body
- graffity or stencil: 1-1 frame is on each house,carriage etc.
- series of stamps: the phases are carved in trees

- in books: scribbles
- it’s also interesting that the picture is continuous if

we put the frames one after the other,

but the background flashes

Augusztus 15.

pushing away shopping trolleys
protest- 100-1000 people

bring along one-euro coins

and push the trolleys to a nearby
plough-land, or somewhere else,

connect them and then abandon them

Augusztus 14.

the priest distributes crisps
or going to church and smuggling crisps in

and putting them among the wafers

Augusztus 13.

animation- God’s cock

- a bloke shags an ass
- he gets sprinkled with semen all over him
- then we can see that the chap wasn’t shagging an ass

but a huge cock

Augusztus 12.

making coat from the fur of Dalmatian puppies
as all horrible ”utopias”, phantasms come about
- what’s more, the instigator is a cute Disney movie

- the Happy End of Hollywood stops here

Augusztus 11.

- begging hand in hand
a boy and a girl beg;

the boy’s palm is placed on the girl’s;

the money is to put into the

boy’s (or the other way around)

- begging in Cuenca
with a device on the head,

which is used for letting down rubble

on construction sites

Augusztus 10.

How to explain to the dead Beuys what art is

(or a similar title)

- finding Beuys’s grave- silver head + frisking bunnies

VIDEO

Augusztus 9.

There is a pocket knife in the shop window

in Szondi street whose huge blades move

- producing a FAIR-SIZED pocket for it
- and putting the knife into it- exhibiting it

Augusztus 8.

DEAF BEETHOVEN

(grub- salt stick, dipped in chocolate at both ends, looking like an earscoop)

Augusztus 7.

selling everything you have got, nothing remains
printing such money (such drawings) spending all of your fortune

Augusztus 6.

Inventing a note-sized, money-like stuff

in joint production with the Hungarian state
like the money being in circulation
- having a set ”intangible value”
(the State buys it)– and is launched as a duplicated drawing

that has an exchange value
- this way we would create a currency having no collateral
(1 billion?) too much?

Augusztus 5.

confessing lies

(- grave, agonizing, embarassing list of sins)

and finally confessing that: I’ve lied?

Augusztus 4.

twins distribute leaflets

- on the same pavement,

around 50 metres apart

- with opposite message

Augusztus 3.

organizing protests against protests

- wealthy women against Anti-Fur Animal Activists

- butchers against vegetarians

Augusztus 2.

tearing out the pages of a novel one after the other
and distributing them in an underpass as fliers
Bodó’s tip: Malcolm Lowry: Under the Volcano

Bible- by a church?

Koran? smwhere

Augusztus 1.

origami rubbish

- complicated folding guide
it enables us to fold perfectly uniform pellets

AUGUSZTUS

Július 31.

there is nothing on the screen itself,

but the mouse can be scrolled further out

than the edge of the screen

and what the mouse finds appears on the screen.

Július 30.

ANIMAL CROSSING

Július 29.

video- a man keeps slapping an other man in the face
- the video is made up of the moments when the palm touches the face

- looks like caressing

(the face turns red more and more, odd mimicry)

Július 28.

making lots of crosses or similar
erecting them in bend shape

Július 27.

6:3 cemetery
(the Népstadion will be closed anyway)
11 graves of the members of The Golden Team are on the pitch
- as the kickoff team once used to look like (Grosics, Puskás, Hidegkuti…)
talking to the living members
(they would surely like to rest in the ground of a football pitch)

(Népstadion: the biggest stadium in Hungary
The Golden Team: the best Hungarian national team ever)

Július 26.

she/he cuts off one of her/his fingers each year

and then has it sewn back quickly
in 10 years she/he will be using her/his hands

that each finger has once been cut off

Július 25.

clenching your fist and glueing it together with an instant glue

- or spread instant glue all over the body

(or a different living being)

Július 24.

Tükörképeslap/”Mirror image postcard”
- how great it would be to send one of these from a holiday
- the addressee could look herself/himself into it
(truly grips the beauty of the instant)

Július 23.

primitive man porn

strange porn movie

somewhere between animal sex and ordinary porn
(hairy prehistoric men, anthropoids shag)

Július 22.

NÁKNÉK csoport/COULD group
inoperative but existing group
(with Ferenc Sebő and Csaba OneDoor)
lots of plans and ideas that we COULD do,

but they of course come to nothing

Július 21.

two cameras on the head

open LCD eye

Július 20.

Exhibiting in schools

(primary, grammar, vocational schools)
- utilizing all of the characteristics of schools
- blackboards
- TV’s
pictures (writers, composers, communist leaders earlier)
- notice boards
- school radio
- entrance hall exhibitions
(touring in schools in Hungary)

Július 19.

Blacking out all of the windows of a school

- Let there be no lights!

Július 18.

Making a feature film
entitled ”The Hungarian explanatory dictionary”
The screenplay would be based on the HED.
The consequtive words would serve

as a guideline and stimulate the story
(objects, characters, plot)

Július 17.

Writing graffiti with velvet spray

Július 16.

The great graffitist

gets up in the morning,

has a shower,

puts on his loose trousers,

sprays his armpit

and his hairy body with black paint,

puts on a funny T-shirt

and starts off to town

Július 15.

Misfortune JSC
The one who hits the jackpot is executed
her/his possessions are distributed anong the other players
(or she/he isn’t executed, she/he is only made penniless)

Július 14.

Statue
statue, impossible to unveil
huge ceremony- it’s being unveiled,

but there is only that veil shape under the veil

Július 13.

lawn
turf in the toilet bowl
you can water it every day

by flushing the toilet