Thursday, November 15, 2007

November 1.

promo coffin
plastered with sponsors
looks like a Formula 1 car


NOVEMBER



Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Október 31.

5 men drink beer, one of them drinks pee

Október 30.

character stealing
making works in good artits’style
just even better ones

Monday, October 29, 2007

Október 29.

urinal
you take a leek into Buddha’s lap

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Október 28.


a drawer in a living tree
(- vitrine)

Friday, October 26, 2007

Október 27.

five-pointed-star-shaped traffic sign

Október 26.

Transformers figure
- BUDDHA
it can be converted into a racing car, a tank or a helikopter

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Október 25.

revolver, machine gun
SHOOTS LETTERS
bullets, resembling the letters of the alphabet, belong to it
a poem, a short story, an essay can be loaded
or we can fire the Himnusz

Október 24.

watch
the numbers on the dial are placed completely irregularly
and yet the watch keeps good time
since the hands don’t go round and round
but irregularly in accordance with the numbers

Október 23.

two people are sitting opposite each other by a table, having a chat
the camera is recording them from above
they are gesticulating
the minute hands of their watch always point towards one another
as they gesture, the hands continuously turn around like a compass

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Október 22.

Kőmíves Kelemenné/The Wife of Mason Kelemen
erecting her statue in Déva
a man-sized block made from the rubbles of the fortress


(Kőmíves Kelemenné/The Wife of Mason Kelemen
A well-known Hungarian ballad.
It’s about twelve masons who are ordered to build a fortress.
But the walls keep crumbling, so in order to strenghten them
they decide to sacrifice any of their wifes who arrives first.
There are two versions of the ballad.
According to these she should be either walled in alive,
or thrown into the fire and her ashes mixed into the lime.)

Október 21.

in a small space
-shop window- glass-walled space
100 mice are locked up together with 1 cat
(what might happen?)


Október 20.


wallet triple altar

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Október 19.

electro world
- using the cameras of the showroom
- for actions
- for videos
- episodes played in the store itself
- SMUGGLING IN THE CASETTE- recording
- storing


Október 18.

plush Jesus on the cross
if you press his stomach/the wound, he says:
”My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”


Október 17.

giving the 2. percent of your tax to someone

Október 16.

cutting an ordinary door in two
- between two halls

Monday, October 15, 2007

Október 15.

erecting a statue smwhere
replica of a man in the street
who lives nearby and regularly goes that way
PRETTY EXPENSIVE STUFF


Sunday, October 14, 2007

Október 14.

Non Stop vernissage
there is no exhibition
cooking, eating, drinking, talking
for 1-2 weeks
- spending all the budget on this

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Október 13.

sending naive letters to celebrated foreign artists
- calling them upon to help realize the ideas
that seem unrealizable
- OR just simply giving them anything
that fits their life’s work as a gift

Október 12.

artist- copies books like monks used to copy codexes in the past
- printed bestsellers perfectly accurately


Október 11.

spraying gaffitis all over an airplane
looks like a carriage


Október 10.

children watch the lesson on TV
grammar school teachers in primary school
primary school teachers in grammar school
- recording it
- swapping in practice
in ESZTERGOM- the primary and the grammar school
are beside one another
Students of both schools watch their teacher live on TV,
talking about the same topic in the other school.

Október 9.

the belt in supermarkets (at cash desks)
- moves very quickly
- a runner runs on it


Október 8.

CARBON PAPER GALLERY
organizing exhibitions,
entitled the same and at the same time
as grand galleries
- but more youthful, braver, better

Október 7.

Pedo Pride logo

Október 6.

half-finished installation
- process
- action-object
scene decorators, workers, prop men, artist are continuously building it
- it’s not clear whether they put it together or take it apart
- it’s never completed- in fact the work is the vibration of building itself
as the OBJECT rises-falls


Október 5.

CHAINGIVING BLOOD
they don’t know in different hospitals whether you have already given blood
that day somewhere else chaingiving blood till…?

Október 4.

walking from Esztergom to Budapest
- walking backwards
- recording the whole trip
- talking backwards as well
40-hour video- PLAYED BACKWARDS
”Home from home”

Október 3.

play-collage
live ”panning” of a classical and a contemporary play
(live collage, live panning)
the same set
- the cast of the two plays move,
talk among themselves
as if the others were not there

Október 2.

szaf- the inverse of the ”paint in the gutter”
fountain in the gutter
from below it seems as if it was raining on a 5 metres long section
(or 100 metres)

Október 1.

putting paint, powder paint into a gutter
when it rains, colourful liquid runs slowly on the pavement
(some sort of filter
paint filler?)


OKTÓBER


Saturday, September 29, 2007

Szeptember 30.

painting on the wall
- tiny dot on it?
or one has to peep in
- the motion sensor turns on
if you lean to the slot
- a drop of paint is dropped unnoticed
on your head from above

Friday, September 28, 2007

Szeptember 29.

painting a room single-coloured
each object remains on its place
- spraying the outer layer
(paintings, TV, carpets, window, bookshelf)
(if you lift the paper from the table,
the other on below it can be read)

Szeptember 28.

WELCOME TO HUNGARY
end! sign
like town name signs
- it blocks the road

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Szeptember 27.

SHUT UP

Szeptember 26.

making such frame that doesn’t have vertical sides
its top and its bottom run all the way round the wall

Szeptember 25.

such book- a novel would be ideal
- it doesn’t advance page by page
- the first line runs all the way to the last page
and then the 2.,
etc.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Szeptember 24.

it is.

Szeptember 23.

periscope cross on the church tower
- it leads inside the church
LIKE A SUBMARINE!
- this one is cross-shaped
- it reflects inside the blue of the sky

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Szeptember 22.

állás*
- in supermarkets
- in banks
- in shopping malls etc.
you get in there in the morning,
stand 8 hours on the same place
- ( a certain protest)
- you would surely get thrown out
(must be irritating)
(trying to record it, document it)
(* the word ”állás” means both ”job”
and ”standing” in Hungarian)

Szeptember 21.

roadside cross
it’s made of the same material
as the road signs indicating the side of the roads
WHITE, RED
- when the headlights light them up,
they dazzle you
- placing it after the hacked road sign
that shows the end of the town called GÖD

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Szeptember 20.

touchscreen tomb
- your life’s work is displayed on it
- or old family photos
home videos etc.
- I want a grave like this
- making a fictitious artist grave
(or giving it to St. Auby)

Szeptember 19.

pullover with a zip
- there are zips all along from the bottom to the top
- the whole pullover made from zips
- it can be unzipped into stripes

Monday, September 17, 2007

Szeptember 18.

a big crowd proceeds
standing behind them with a camera
shouting at them. the video would be silent
the crowd just turns towards you all of a sudden


Sunday, September 16, 2007

Szeptember 17.

covering my family with a black veil
- they are to stay like this
- they can talk if they want to

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Szeptember 16.

ALBUM - beautiful images about time
12 volumes- each volume has 3600 pages,
that is 1800 leaves (? maybe a bit too thick)
there is a dial on each page
it shows 1 sec more from page to page
(maybe 10 minutes volumes- only 600 pages)


Friday, September 14, 2007

Szeptember 15.

THE DEVIL’S BIBLE I., II
- two bound decks of French cards
- having them published